The Adventures of Lincoln Steele

"Bullfight critics, ranked in rows, Crowd the enormous plaza full. But only one is there who knows, And he's the man who fights the bull."

Monday, July 9, 2007

A Freudian View of Mass Murderers

Apparantly, it's because they're horny:

"Suicide missions are not always religiously motivated, but according to Oxford University sociologist Diego Gambetta, editor of Making Sense of Suicide Missions, when religion is involved, the attackers are always Muslim. Why? The surprising answer is that Muslim suicide bombing has nothing to do with Islam or the Quran (except for two lines). It has a lot to do with sex, or, in this case, the absence of sex.

What distinguishes Islam from other major religions is that it tolerates polygyny. By allowing some men to monopolize all women and altogether excluding many men from reproductive opportunities, polygyny creates shortages of available women. If 50 percent of men have two wives each, then the other 50 percent don't get any wives at all.

So polygyny increases competitive pressure on men..."

Does this explanation strike anybody as just a touch too simple? And too generous as well?

Monday, July 2, 2007

If Only I Could Write Like This

Like this:

"Until he was jailed last year on charges of soliciting murder and inciting racial hatred, a man known to the police of several countries as Abu Hamza al-Masri was the imam of the Finsbury Park Mosque. He was a conspicuous figure because, having lost the use of an eye and both hands in an exchange of views in Afghanistan, he sported an opaque eye plus a hook to theatrical effect. Not as nice as he looked, Abu Hamza was nonetheless unfailingly generous with his hospitality. Overnight guests at his mosque's sleeping quarters have included Richard Reid, the man in whose honor we now all have to take off our shoes at the airport, and Zacarias Moussaoui, the missing team member of September 11, 2001."

Praise the Lord for people like Christopher Hitchens.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Quote of the Day: 6/27/07

Right here:

"But then, the mind of the Western apologist is able to contort itself into the most unfathomable of positions when the alternative is the realization that sooner or later, some kind of action is going to be necessary — and it might involve more than just throwing on a headscarf and eating a plate of dates in a show of diplomatic resolve."

Please discuss.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Welcome

Welcome all.

Linc Steele is the name.

I have been told that my life is the stuff of fiction. I have been told that if I were write down the stuff of my life, nobody would believe it.

We'll just have to see about that.

Follow me through The Adventures of Lincoln Steele. I hope to inspire you, and I hope to challenge you. When we are finished with this project together, perhaps you will have learned to take life by the throat and shake it, as I have done.

Travel with me through the world of mixed martial arts and high stakes poker. Learn something about the art of being a trial lawyer, and learn with me and from me about the life of our greatest President, my namesake, Abraham Lincoln. Walk in my footsteps as I tell you about a life spent climbing mountains, chasing women, writing poetry, and just a little bit of hard drinking as well.

Let us talk together about the issues of the day, but remember: this is my virtual living room, and you are an invitee. We may disagree, but there is no need to be disagreeable. If you are one of these helmet-headed weenies who wears cuff links with donkeys or elephants on them, you're not going to like the political discussions much around here.

If you find yourself wearing stinky sandles to show off your unshaven legs, you might pretend to find me to be too "macho"--especially if you are a woman. Of course, we all know why people do most of their prentending, don't we?

Come along, my friends, come along.